As you may or may not know, we’ve been known to frequent the local watering holes pre-Jack. Since Jack has become our social life, every now and then we’ll go separately to make guest appearances and meet up with our neighbors.

This weekend was Jeff’s turn to have a social life while I remained on diaper duty.

As he was adjusting his ballcap atop his weekend hair, he turns to me and says,

I’m going to the bar around the corner to meet the neighbors for a few hours. Hat or no hat?

Me: mmmm. Not that hat. Dress it up with the WRV hat.

Jeff: Um, it’s not like I’m going to pick up any chicks or anything.

Me: Even if you were, WHERE would you put them.

Jeff: You and baby can hang back in the West Wing and we chill up here.